Instructions Tee
XS
$39.95
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
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Let's be honest — some people just weren't built for it. And now you can wear that truth proudly.
This tee is as bold as you are: soft, lightweight, and just the right amount of extra. Whether you're shutting down unsolicited opinions or simply existing at your most unbothered, this shirt does the talking for you (so you don't have to waste your energy).
Flattering on every body, comfortable enough to live in, and stretchy enough to handle whatever the day throws at you — unlike some people we know.
The Fine Print (because unlike you, this shirt actually comes with instructions):
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft as your patience is short (heather colours contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 142 g/m² — light enough to float above the drama
* Pre-shrunk fabric — it knows who it is and it's not changing for anyone
* Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping — structured, just like your boundaries
Disclaimer: Fabric may be slightly sheer in lighter colours or under certain lighting. Much like your tolerance for nonsense — there's only so much it can hide.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive confidence, knowing looks from strangers, and the sudden inability to entertain foolishness. Side effects are intended.
Instructions Tee
$39.95
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
This tee is as bold as you are: soft, lightweight, and just the right amount of extra. Whether you're shutting down unsolicited opinions or simply existing at your most unbothered, this shirt does the talking for you (so you don't have to waste your energy).
Flattering on every body, comfortable enough to live in, and stretchy enough to handle whatever the day throws at you — unlike some people we know.
The Fine Print (because unlike you, this shirt actually comes with instructions):
* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft as your patience is short (heather colours contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 142 g/m² — light enough to float above the drama
* Pre-shrunk fabric — it knows who it is and it's not changing for anyone
* Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping — structured, just like your boundaries
Disclaimer: Fabric may be slightly sheer in lighter colours or under certain lighting. Much like your tolerance for nonsense — there's only so much it can hide.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause excessive confidence, knowing looks from strangers, and the sudden inability to entertain foolishness. Side effects are intended.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |